Tailcutvol is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful frog.

Tailcutvol created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailcutvol, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tailcutvol, it will turn you into a dog.

Tailcutvol's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tailcutvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured horses.

2. Never eat rice on holy days.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think ill of sick cats.