Mabhimrutt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful dingo.

Mabhimrutt created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabhimrutt, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mabhimrutt, it will not care.

Mabhimrutt's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Mabhimrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never pray while filled with pride.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.