Vegwonster Quartpoghot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthoughtful deer.

Vegwonster Quartpoghot created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegwonster Quartpoghot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vegwonster Quartpoghot, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Vegwonster Quartpoghot's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Vegwonster Quartpoghot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven tortoises in a large pit.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

3. Do not wear hats marked with white.

4. Always obey Vegwonster Quartpoghot's priests.

5. Always pray immersed in water.