Vegpigvonk is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, staggering chicken.

Vegpigvonk created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegpigvonk, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vegpigvonk, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vegpigvonk's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Vegpigvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. You must love Vegpigvonk.