Wadkoplig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust coyote.

Wadkoplig created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadkoplig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wadkoplig, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wadkoplig's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Wadkoplig's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.

2. Never cross forests at dawn.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.