Tagnad Budsugjarn is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish ferret.

Tagnad Budsugjarn created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagnad Budsugjarn, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tagnad Budsugjarn, he will turn you into a mouse.

Tagnad Budsugjarn's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Tagnad Budsugjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare onions while filled with fear.

2. Always look after injured bats.

3. Never gather seven snakes in one place.

4. Never touch blood while blessed.

5. Never feed lots of wheat to foxes while wearing blue coats.