Camtunhub Fennurttip is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome donkey.

Camtunhub Fennurttip created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camtunhub Fennurttip, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Camtunhub Fennurttip, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Camtunhub Fennurttip's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Camtunhub Fennurttip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Retreat if seven horses approach from the north.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Camtunhub Fennurttip.