Bigteenhas is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, pitiless centipede.

Bigteenhas created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Bigteenhas, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bigteenhas, she will turn you into a plant.

Bigteenhas' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bigteenhas' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Always store bread above ground.

4. Erect eight iron sculptures of Bigteenhas on top of important buildings.

5. Always act with humility when addressing elders.