Arnhoggun Nigkangod is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, almighty bat.

Arnhoggun Nigkangod created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnhoggun Nigkangod, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Arnhoggun Nigkangod, she will remove you from existence.

Arnhoggun Nigkangod's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Arnhoggun Nigkangod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Arnhoggun Nigkangod in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never cross crossroads at midnight.

3. Never mix figs with ash.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Never wear corsets.