Yattkiklikdam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy donkey.

Yattkiklikdam created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattkiklikdam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yattkiklikdam, she will turn you into a dog.

Yattkiklikdam's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Yattkiklikdam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yattkiklikdam's priests.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Erect six iron sculptures of Yattkiklikdam on top of important buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Yattkiklikdam.

5. Fast once a month.