Nellmetwon is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful dryad.

Nellmetwon created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellmetwon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nellmetwon, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nellmetwon's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nellmetwon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry porpoises.

2. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not keep six badgers in a large pit.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Never eat bread.