Ruttarftin is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, almighty raven.

Ruttarftin created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttarftin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ruttarftin, she will turn you into a frog.

Ruttarftin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Ruttarftin's Holy Commandments

1. Ruttarftin loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Never approach forests carrying ash.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never travel toward the west during summer.