Dotnullven Litstigfad Sadbassnak is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, fussy gerbil.

Dotnullven Litstigfad Sadbassnak created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotnullven Litstigfad Sadbassnak, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dotnullven Litstigfad Sadbassnak, he will ignore you.

Dotnullven Litstigfad Sadbassnak's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dotnullven Litstigfad Sadbassnak's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

3. Do not prepare peanuts while wearing coats.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dotnullven Litstigfad Sadbassnak.

5. Never allow snails to witness sacred rites.