Babmobjon is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, tiresome wyrm.

Babmobjon created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Babmobjon, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Babmobjon, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Babmobjon's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Babmobjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Always wear red.

3. Retreat if three swans approach from the west.

4. Do not sprint at rivers.

5. Never bounce in spring.