Lipcebbug Fadbapstiphivdub Tinhivnull is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, tiresome armadillo.

Lipcebbug Fadbapstiphivdub Tinhivnull created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipcebbug Fadbapstiphivdub Tinhivnull, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lipcebbug Fadbapstiphivdub Tinhivnull, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Lipcebbug Fadbapstiphivdub Tinhivnull's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Lipcebbug Fadbapstiphivdub Tinhivnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying clay.

2. Never adorn your face with yellow markings.

3. Never fashion tools from wood.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Never record names.