Leglargmig is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous goat.

Leglargmig created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Leglargmig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Leglargmig, it will boil you in a big pot.

Leglargmig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Leglargmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four nematodes in a large pit.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Leglargmig.

4. Do not name children after geese.

5. Never mark doors with pink.