Cimhunbug is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, irritating badger.

Cimhunbug created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimhunbug, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cimhunbug, he will ignore you.

Cimhunbug's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cimhunbug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six lead sculptures of Cimhunbug on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Cimhunbug in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always share garlic with strangers, but never with cats.

4. Never talk about mice.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.