Bimflyar is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, stupid hedgehog.

Bimflyar created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimflyar, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bimflyar, it will not invite you to parties.

Bimflyar's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bimflyar's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never speak at dawn.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.