Abmanjamdid is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, dishonourable jaguar.

Abmanjamdid created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Abmanjamdid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Abmanjamdid, he will send you a sign.

Abmanjamdid's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Abmanjamdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear coats marked with yellow.

2. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

3. Never prepare limes during summer.

4. Never gather five grasshopers near bridges.

5. Never look in ponds.