Quillkiknan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical fox.

Quillkiknan created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillkiknan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quillkiknan, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Quillkiknan's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Quillkiknan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Never allow otters to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Quillkiknan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quillkiknan.