Huncabyam is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, deceitful lion.

Huncabyam created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Huncabyam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Huncabyam, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Huncabyam's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Huncabyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick manatees.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Huncabyam.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near rats while wearing blue boots and balancing three gold spheres on your chest.

5. Do not keep six squirrels in a large pit.

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