Dogsigzodbop is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, humane hedgehog.

Dogsigzodbop created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogsigzodbop, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dogsigzodbop, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Dogsigzodbop's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dogsigzodbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in green.