Dobspagpop is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, two-faced crane.

Dobspagpop created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobspagpop, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dobspagpop, she will turn you into a mouse.

Dobspagpop's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dobspagpop's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

3. Never gather three seals near doors.

4. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not kill frogs.