Tignelfet is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, compassionate squirrel.

Tignelfet created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tignelfet, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tignelfet, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tignelfet's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Tignelfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience.

2. Never remain standing at midnight.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Never hop in the presence of elders.