Fabfedrot Dumzodbass is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthoughtful hyena.

Fabfedrot Dumzodbass created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Fabfedrot Dumzodbass, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fabfedrot Dumzodbass, she will torture you forever.

Fabfedrot Dumzodbass' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fabfedrot Dumzodbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near snails while wearing white ear rings and balancing six silver spheres on your back.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Fabfedrot Dumzodbass in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not stand on grass.