Gigrowgem is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast squirrel.

Gigrowgem created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigrowgem, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gigrowgem, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gigrowgem's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Gigrowgem's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gigrowgem.

2. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

5. Tortoises are not to be trusted.