Ragnartqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy ferret.

Ragnartqueeg created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragnartqueeg, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ragnartqueeg, she will turn you into a frog.

Ragnartqueeg's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Ragnartqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in shadows.

2. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

5. Do not listen to music.