Badgepnak Wiksandlip is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, impressive octopus.

Badgepnak Wiksandlip created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badgepnak Wiksandlip, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Badgepnak Wiksandlip, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Badgepnak Wiksandlip's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Badgepnak Wiksandlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Badgepnak Wiksandlip's name in vain.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near turtles while wearing green boots and balancing three silicon spheres on your legs.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Do not make images of living things.