Arfbotmum is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, tiresome skunk.

Arfbotmum created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfbotmum, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Arfbotmum, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Arfbotmum's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Arfbotmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

5. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.