Donstikfem Jatwatmap Yarltonknull is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever naga.

Donstikfem Jatwatmap Yarltonknull created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donstikfem Jatwatmap Yarltonknull, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Donstikfem Jatwatmap Yarltonknull, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Donstikfem Jatwatmap Yarltonknull's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Donstikfem Jatwatmap Yarltonknull's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Never adorn your feet with brown markings.

3. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Always remove shorts before entering holy places.