Didraklat is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring goblin.

Didraklat created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Didraklat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Didraklat, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Didraklat's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Didraklat's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Never sing in the presence of elders.

4. Put Didraklat first in all things.

5. You must never eat apples.