Cedbapart is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, charitable goose.

Cedbapart created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Cedbapart, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cedbapart, she will turn you into a hamster.

Cedbapart's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cedbapart's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always wash your hands before prayer.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Cedbapart in the centre of the settlement.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Always take life seriously.