Bopdidflam Higgedlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, vain yak.

Bopdidflam Higgedlarg created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bopdidflam Higgedlarg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bopdidflam Higgedlarg, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bopdidflam Higgedlarg's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bopdidflam Higgedlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Bopdidflam Higgedlarg must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always store corn above ground.

5. Always wash your hands before prayer.