Larpfossren is a god.

It takes the form of a large, egotistical camel.

Larpfossren created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpfossren, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Larpfossren, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Larpfossren's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Larpfossren's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Never adorn your head with black markings.

3. Never eat lemons on days of mourning.

4. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not speak sacred words in summer.