Padabbep is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable armadillo.

Padabbep created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Padabbep, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Padabbep, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Padabbep's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Padabbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing blue dresses and balancing seven tin spheres on your head.

3. Never chant while facing north.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.