Jipdusskin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, wise toad.

Jipdusskin created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipdusskin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jipdusskin, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Jipdusskin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Jipdusskin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ducks with great respect.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near sheep while wearing white kilts and balancing seven silicon spheres on your legs.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jipdusskin.