Pogsatlog is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty bear.

Pogsatlog created light eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogsatlog, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pogsatlog, he will turn you into a hamster.

Pogsatlog's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Pogsatlog's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Do not take Pogsatlog's name in vain.

5. Never talk about fire.