Bodhabflatgab Vabcisstan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, staggering goat.

Bodhabflatgab Vabcisstan created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodhabflatgab Vabcisstan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bodhabflatgab Vabcisstan, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bodhabflatgab Vabcisstan's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bodhabflatgab Vabcisstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the north during winter.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Bodhabflatgab Vabcisstan seven times a day.