Ortgem Pandobcepdubhunarf is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able wyrm.

Ortgem Pandobcepdubhunarf created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortgem Pandobcepdubhunarf, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ortgem Pandobcepdubhunarf, she will curse you with boils.

Ortgem Pandobcepdubhunarf's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Ortgem Pandobcepdubhunarf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.