Karhapteen is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful wolf.

Karhapteen created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karhapteen, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Karhapteen, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Karhapteen's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Karhapteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lentils.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never chant while facing north.

5. Do not cook food in pots.