Vigstikdum is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective faun.

Vigstikdum created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vigstikdum, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vigstikdum, she will think nothing of it.

Vigstikdum's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Vigstikdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Never wear white skirts.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.