Cadrillyat is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking bat.

Cadrillyat created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadrillyat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cadrillyat, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cadrillyat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cadrillyat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight tin sculptures of Cadrillyat on top of important buildings.

2. Never wear yellow rings.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.

5. Always look after injured capybaras.