Libflowgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome weasel.

Libflowgeb created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libflowgeb, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Libflowgeb, it will torture you forever.

Libflowgeb's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Libflowgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not consume nuts at dawn.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Never mix coconuts with blood.