Gepcinfum is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, two-faced newt.

Gepcinfum created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepcinfum, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gepcinfum, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gepcinfum's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gepcinfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of elders.

2. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.

3. Never chant in the presence of badgers.

4. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

5. Never remain standing at dawn.