Wegxucbat is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, flying swallow.

Wegxucbat created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegxucbat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wegxucbat, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Wegxucbat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Wegxucbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

4. Never stain your chest with yellow.

5. Never approach crossroads carrying bone.