Pinyakyart is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking dove.

Pinyakyart created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinyakyart, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pinyakyart, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pinyakyart's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Pinyakyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never prepare aubergines during summer.

3. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Pinyakyart must be the most important thing in your life.