Veen is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving frog.

Veen created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veen, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Veen, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Veen's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Veen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to tapirs while wearing purple dresses.

2. Do not eat parsnips.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Put Veen first in all things.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.