Zeddabwon is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent dingo.

Zeddabwon created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zeddabwon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zeddabwon, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zeddabwon's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Zeddabwon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Zeddabwon.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always wash your arms before prayer.

4. Heed all visions.

5. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.