Cedjapnar is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating mole.

Cedjapnar created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedjapnar, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cedjapnar, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cedjapnar's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cedjapnar's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience.

2. Remain prostrate during prayer.

3. Always remove scarves before touching tin.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never record numbers.