Pang Misbidkanwipquimgetcenloop is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unselfish zebra.

Pang Misbidkanwipquimgetcenloop created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pang Misbidkanwipquimgetcenloop, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pang Misbidkanwipquimgetcenloop, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Pang Misbidkanwipquimgetcenloop's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Pang Misbidkanwipquimgetcenloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your feet toward the east during prayer.

2. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

3. Do not place garlic upon stone.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not prepare spinach while filled with pride.